Peter Parker once said 'You don't trust anyone, that's your problem.' But you can trust me.

Hello lads!

I'm a spontaneous man, who likes nothing more than sitting under the stars with the right man.

The first thing people usually notice about me is my timid personality, closely followed by my smashing bum. I will be sure to bring myself well-oiled to our date; so that you can appreciate my body to its full.

I work as a Guest relations officer, helping Gentlemen of Class. I once saw Celine Dion getting off a bus, and the paparazzi have been after me ever since.

My life goals include:

Use a spider web as a parachute

get jiggy with you

Become the best Guest relations officer I can be

Provide upscale companionship to the Gentlemen of Class in the world

I promise I'll turn up to our date looking good and smelling amazing. You'll have no personal hygiene worries, and I hope I'll be able to say the same about you.

Go web! Fly! Shazaam! Go!

Light me fire, babe

Chad Whit