As a hand knocks on the door and the handle turns, your heart leaps.

In the doorway we stand, for a moment, and then time resumes.

We talk, over dinner, across the room. I smile a wicked little grin.

Your eyes don’t know where to focus; you’re surprised by the intensity of my gaze.

There’s a reason why you’re here, why you’re reading this.

We all need a little kindness in our lives and I am an expert at wish-fulfillment.

I know just a little bit about nearly everything, with a voracious appetite to learn more. I’m an accomplished painter, avid reader, and stellar to mediocre video gamer, depending on the genre. I’d love to hear more about whatever has been rolling around in your head lately.

I have a soft spot for thoughtful gifts; if you’re sweet to me, I’ll be doubly sweet to you. Kindness is the attribute I am most attracted to. I’m lucky to be lavishly spoiled on a regular basis; if you have a generous heart, you’ll sneak your way into mine.

In order to meet, we’ll first need to greet. Many of your questions can be answered on my website. You can find my schedule, etiquette guide and engagement information as well as many galleries of photographs and videos. I receive an enthusiastic amount of email, so clear communication and screening up front is a must.

Send me a little note via my contact page or directly to my email; if you earn my favor, we’ll be plotting together in no time. I travel internationally constantly, so feel free to be in touch even if you’re not sure we’re in the same place right now!