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Back from a long break.

🚗 Outcalls only (No Taxi/Uber Charge)

📱Introduce your self when texting(otherwise I won't reply):
-Name
-Nationality
-Age

Telegram: @AverageJoeDXB

😁 Discreet, fit, and dangerously fun male companion based in Dubai — here to deliver genuine passion, zero drama, and maximum smiles for upscale ladies.

👀 I only see single women aged 25 and above who know what they want. Strict boundaries (because life’s too short for complications): No men, no married women, no one under 25, and absolutely no cuckolding fantasies. If that’s your vibe, we’re probably not a match — let’s save each other the awkward chat.

😌 I’m strictly a weekend warrior — available only on Saturdays & Sundays. Giving me a couple of days’ heads-up is highly appreciated (I like to bring my A-game, not my “just woke up” energy).

🧼 Hygiene is basically my love language. I show up fresh, showered, and smelling better than your morning coffee — I expect the same respect. No one wants to play “guess that scent” in 2026.
My prices are surprisingly cheap… because honestly, I just really enjoy a damn good fuck. Simple as that.

❤️ Condom is non-negotiable. No debate, no exceptions — we’re keeping things safe and sexy.
Contacting me from a non-UAE number? Please send your live location for 5 minutes so I know you’re real (and not calling from your mom’s basement in another country).

Serious inquiries only. If you’re fun, respectful, and ready for a weekend to remember, let’s make some sparks fly.

🚫Time Wasters and negotiators will be blocked🚫